WWE Smackdown Tag Team Champions The Bar vs. The New Day vs. The Usos.

Sheamus and Kingston started off. They went back and forth until Kingston nailed a big dropkick. Everyone began battling and it went to the floor. Jey Uso went for a big dive but Cesar cut him off with a big uppercut. Sheamus drilled him with the Irish Curse for a two count.

Xavier tagged in but was overpowered by Sheamus. Sheamus and Cesaro tagged in and out, overwhelming Woods. Cesaro cinched in a rear chinlock. Sheamus tagged in and went for a superplex but Woods battled back and Sheamus caught himself on the top rope.

Woods made the tag to Kingston, who nailed Cesaro. Uso tagged himself in as Kingston climbed to the top. Kingston hit a flying bodypress but Cesaro caught him. Uso hit a bodypress of his own and almost scored the pin. The Usos began superkicking the hell out of everything in sight. They nailed a pop-up Samoan Drop for a two count.

Jey went to the top for a flying splash but Cesaro tagged him right before he leapt, so Cesaro took advantage and scored a two count on Kofi. Cesaro nailed Kofi with the big spin. Cesaro then turned him over into the Sharpshooter. Sheamus went for the Brogue Kick but Kingston avoided it. Kingston nailed a big stomp. Woods tagged in and ascended to the top. Kingston nailed Trouble in Paradise. Woods nailed a big flying elbow for a two count. Great stuff.

Everyone battled. Cesaro nailed Jimmy Usos with a pop-up uppercut. Kingston went to the top and nailed a big stage dive onto everyone on the floor. Woods and Sheamus battled it out in the ring. Sheamus nailed a big boot on Woods on the apron and nailed the Brogue Kick for the pin.

Your winners and still Smackdown Tag Team Champions, The Bar!

The New Day make their way to the ring to host the Rap Battle..

We go to commercial.

We are back and Kofi KIngston welcomes everyone to the second Rap Battle.

Big E says that the Bar is probably up to some shenanigans and they can start.

Sheamus says this has gone too far, let’s hit them with the Bar.

They start with Ice Ice Sheamy. The bar is back. Cesaro is going to swing you. When they walk through the ropes, you can’t hold a candle.

The New Day say that it is garbage but the Bar celebrates.

The Usos are next.

Jimmy says it’s the Usos vs the Bar in a rap off. What are they going to talk about? Sheamus’ hair grease or Cesaro’s mouthpiece. After they got robbed in the last rap battle, they want that deleted. They already beat the ninja turtles, it is time to beat BeBop and Rock Steady. The Usos show love, like cupid and Sheamus looks dumb, no he looks stupid.

Jimmy asks Sheamus if he stays out of the son so his skin looks like chalk. How do you knock Cesaro’s teeth without a knuckle, here is Mr. Turnbuckle. None of that matter when you step into the ring with the Usos. Jimmy says he earned the name Iron Man. Six time champs are coming soon, welcome to the Uso Peni . . .

Sheamus and Cesaro try to attack the Usos but The Usos move. Sheamus and Cesaro go to the floor. Sheamus with a Brogue Kick to Big E and then they hit a spike Air Raid Crash on Jimmy.

Match Number Two: Xavier Woods (with Big E and Kofi Kingston) versus Cesaro (with Sheamus) versus Jey Uso (with Jimmy Uso)

Cesaro kicks Jey and punches Woods. Woods and Jey punch Cesaro and send him to the floor. Woods and Jey lock up and Jey with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Woods with a waist lock but Jey blocks a suplex. Jey with a rollup for a near fall. Woods with a rollup for a near fall. Jey and Woods get near falls while Cesaro watches from the floor. Jey and Woods punch Cesaro and clothesline him over the top rope to the floor.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Cesaro drop kicks Woods off the apron to the floor and then Jey pushes Cesaro off the turnbuckles and Jey comes off the turnbuckles but is met with a European uppercut for a near fall. Cesaro sets for the Gotch Style Neutralizer but Woods with an enzuigiri. Jey with an uppercut to Cesaro and hits a pop up Samoan drop on Woods. Jey with a running hip strike to Woods and Cesaro goes to the floor. Jey with a plancha onto Cesaro. Woods with a tornado DDT from the apron to the floor on Jey.

Woods with a victory gourdbuster for a near fall. Jey with an enzuigiri to Cesaro and Jey goes up top and goes for a splash but Cesaro gets his knees up and gets a near fall. Woods with an elbow drop to Cesaro and Jey breaks up the cover. Woods and Jey exchange punches. Woods with the advantage but Jey with a flying forearm. Woods with a running forearm. Jey with a flying elbow and Cesaro with a Giant Swing on Jey while giving Xavier an airplane spin. Cesaro with the Sharpshooter on Woods . Jey with an enzuigiri and Woods with a rollup on Cesaro for a near fall. Woods is sent to the floor and Jey with a super kick to Cesaro for the three count.

Winner: Jey Uso

Match Number One: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso versus Sheamus and Cesaro (with Big Show) in a Non Title Match

Sheamus with a side head lock take down to Jimmy and Jimmy with punches. Jey tags in and hits a drop kick for a near fall. Cesaro tags in and he punches Jey. Jey punches Cesaro and JImmy tags in and hits a double sledge to the arm from the turnbuckles. Sheamus drops Jimmy on the top rope when Cesaro distracts the referee. Sheamus and Cesaro with a Bar Clothesline.

Sheamus kicks Jimmy in the chest. Cesaro tags back in and Jimmy is dropped on the top rope. Cesaro gets a near fall. Cesaro with a wrist lock. Sheamus tags in and they Irish whip Jimmy into the turnbuckles. Jimmy with a punch and chops. Sheamus kicks Jimmy and Cesaro tags in. Cesaro kicks Jimmy and the referee warns Cesaro. Cesaro with a side head lock. Jimmy tries to power his way into his corner but Cesaro stops him. Sheamus tags in and applies a reverse chin lock. Jimmy with a jaw breaker but Cesaro tags in and he kicks Jey off the apron. Sheamus with a running knee into the corner and he puts Jimmy on the turnbuckles.

Cesaro with a running European uppercut in the corner followed by an assisted suplex for a near fall. Sheamus tags in and connects with a knee for a near fall. Jimmy fights out of the corner for a moment but he is stopped by Cesaro. Jey and Cesaro tag in and Jey with clotheslines followed by a thrust kick and uppercut. Jey with a Samoan drop and a running hip strike in the corner for a near fall.

Sheamus makes the tag and Jey with an enzuigiri to Cesaro. Jey sets for a plancha but Cesaro with a jumping European uppercut. Sheamus with a jumping knee to the back and then he goes to the turnbuckles for a knee drop and connects. Sheamus gets a near fall. Sheamus goes back to the turnbuckles but Jey moves when Sheamus goes for a clothesline. Sheamus is sent into the ring post. Jey with a super kick to Cesaro and then to Sheamus for a near fall.

Jimmy tags in and they both go up top for stereo splashes but Cesaro gives Jey a European uppercut. Sheamus gets his knees up and gets a near fall on Jimmy. Sheamus punches Jimmy and he gets Jimmy on his shoulders. Cesaro tags in and Jey stops Sheamus. Cesaro with a knee to Jey’s back and Jimmy with a rollup for a near fall. Jey tags in and Cesaro misses a splash. Jey with a super kick and Jimmy tags in and hits the splash for the three count.

Winners: Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso

Champion vs. Champion Match: The Bar vs. Authors Of Pain

AOP beatdown Sheamus to start off the contest. Cesaro tried to get things going but Rezar beat him down in the corner where AOP manhandled him in the corner. And the one sided beatdown continues. On a side note, Enzo Amore was sitting ringside and got kicked out.

Cesaro mounted a comeback with a springboard forearm shot. Sheamus got the hot tag and hit a clothesline off the top rope. Cesaro chased Drake Maverick around the ring until he was caught by Big Show and choked out. Drake started to pee himself. This allowed AOP to hit their tag team finisher for the win.

Winner: Authors Of Pain

Match Number Three: Big Show, Cesaro, and Sheamus versus Big E, Xavier Woods, and Kofi Kingston

Kofi and Sheamus start things off and Kofi with a waist lock but Sheamus with a shoulder tackle. Sheamus catches Kofi on a leap frog attempt but Kofi with a sunset flip for a near fall. Kofi with a kick and then Woods tags in and he hits a sliding clothesline. Kofi with an elbow drop and then Woods with an elbow drop. Big E tags in and Big E and Woods with a double splash for a near fall. Woods tags in and he punches Sheamus. Sheamus with a kick and Cesaro tags in.

Woods with a kick and Cesaro with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot. Cesaro catches Woods on an Honor Roll attempt and Big Show is tagged in. Show with chops to Woods and then he uses his rear end in the corner. Show with a chop to Woods. Sheamus kicks Woods in the corner and Cesaro tags in and he punches Woods. Cesaro with an arm bar. Sheamus tags in and he kicks Woods and they hit a double clothesline. Sheamus gets a near fall. Sheamus with a top wrist lock on Woods.

Woods with punches and a jaw breaker on Sheamus. Cesaro tags in and he kicks Kofi off the apron. Woods is given a double back breaker for a near fall. Sheamus with a knee to send Big E to the floor. Show sends Big E into the ringside barrier. Sheamus tags in and he tries for a belly-to-back suplex but Woods lands on his feet. Sheamus with a knee in the corner and he goes for a superplex. Woods knocks Sheamus to the mat and hits a missile drop kick.

Kofi and Cesaro tag in and Kofi with a springboard drop kick followed by a drop kick. Cesaro with a running European uppercut. Kofi with a pendulum kick and Kofi with a cross body for a near fall. Big E is sent to the apron and Sheamus with a Brogue Kick to knock Big E off the apron. Show sends Woods into the announce table. Kofi with Trouble in Paradise to Sheamus. Kofi with a rollup for a near fall followed by SOS for a near fall.

Cesaro blocks Trouble in Paradise and Show is tagged in and Kofi comes off the turnbuckles and is met with a punch for the three count.

Winners: Big Show, Cesaro, and Sheamus

WWE Smackdown Tag Team Champions The Bar (with Big Show) vs. The New Day (Xavier Woods on the outside)

The New Day came out on an apparatus that turned into a magic carpet for them to ride to the ring.

Sheamus and Big E started out. Big E had contorl early and tagged out to Kofi. Sheamus worked over Kofi and tagged out to Cesaro. Kingston caught him with a dropkick for a two count. Kingston was worked over for a long time as the Champions tagged in and out. He tried to fight to make a tag out to Big E but Sheamus cut him off and drilled him with hard shots to the chest. Kingston was kept down on the mat by Cesaro but strove to get to the corner. They got close to Big E but Cesaro nailed E with a cheap shot.

Kingston finally backdropped Cesaro who tagged Sheamus. Sheamus knocked Big E off the apron before Kofi could make the tag. Cesaro tagged back in and they nailed a double-team Jackhammer for a two count on Kingston. Big E finally makes the hot tag. He nailed a big splash and a big uranage for a two count. He went for the spear through the ropes to the floor but Cesaro nailed him with a knee to the face. Sheamus tagged in and pounded him with right hands. E lifted Sheamus on his shoulders and Kofi came off the ropes with a double stomp on his back while he was on E’s shoulders. That was creative.

Kofi hit Trouble in Paradise on Cesaro. They went for The Big Ending but Sheamus kicked up. Show got on the apron and argued with the referee. E was sent into Show, who hit the KO punch, which the referee missed. Sheamus hit the Brogue Kick and scored the pin.

Your winners and still WWE Smackdown Tag Team Champions, The Bar!

The New Day make their way to the ring and they have something to say, and we find out that they will get their rematch at Crown Jewel.

Xavier says that the New Day were cheated and defeated by the Bar last week. Kofi says they didn’t set the bar, they lowered the bar. Kofi says that they took advantage of the situation but Kofi says he has a hard time wrapping his head around Big Show. Xavier asks if Big Show is the Bar-Tender. Big E says that they thought Big Show was cool, but he flips back and forth more times than a flapjack. Kofi says they want some retribution and he does not give a damn who it is.

The new Smackdown Tag Team Champions, Sheamus and Cesaro come out and they are joined by Big Show.

We will have a singles match between a member of the New Day and the Bar and Big Show tonight.

Match Number One: Big Show (with Cesaro and Sheamus) versus Kofi Kingston (with Big E and Xavier Woods)

Kofi with a drop kick as the bell rings and Show chops Kofi in the corner. Show with a hard Irish whip and chop in the corner. Show with a biel and then he sets for a choke slam and hits it. Show picks up Kofi by the throat and hits a second choke slam. Show looks at Big E and Woods before hitting a third choke slam.

Big E and Woods come in and Sheamus and Cesaro do as well so the referee calls for the bell.

No Contest

After the match, Cesaro with a guttrwench to Woods and then Show sends Kofi into the ring post. Show choke slams Big E. Sheamus and Cesaro hold Woods for the Knockout punch and Show connects. Big Show gives Woods a choke slam.